Yesterday at 5: No joke. Nope; no way, no how, not doing it again. I was so in love with him. If you were forwarded this newsletter and you like it, you can subscribe here. By Amanda Chatel. I then watch him attempt to tie it in a knot…to take with him.
But it was like the opposite of giving birth.
Issue 20: The Worst Sex You've Ever Had
Throwing it would have required too much movement, so I was just rolling this period blood-soaked wad of cotton around my sheets, undoubtedly creating a serious of red-brown skid marks that would be fully brown by morning. It was just really unexpected. Luckily he understood and quietly did the laundry and changed the sheets after getting me a change of clothes and gauze while I literally packed my ass. Second, he got on top of me and just started humping my closed legs, his dick just flopping around all over my crotch area, not inside. So I put my pants on and left, never to speak to him again. On his comforter. Explore the archives right here.